Thursday, July 28, 2022
Montiforte "Big Cheese."
Wise Guys Cooking
FRANKIE “BIG CHEESE” MONTIFORTE
By Mike Colonna
DISALVO
Let’s welcome Frankie “The Big Cheese” Montiforte.
MONTIFORTE
May the Cheese be with you.
DISALVO
You know Frank you smell like a Cesars Salad.
MONTIFORTE
It must be my new Parmigiano cologne. This cologne is made with the finest ingredients.
DISALVO
For the folks out there that don’t know Frank, he’s a world famous invertor. Now he’s invented a new cheese formula.
MONTIFORTE
This formula will change the way we look at climate change.
DISALVO
Can you share the ingredients?
MONTIFORTE
If you tell anyone I’ll have to kill you.
DiSalvo un-earved with Montiforte’s smell.
DISALVO
Count on me, I won’t say a word.
MONTIFORTE
You may not know this but the main ingredients used in cologne are water, alcohol and fragrance. My testers being with “cutting the cheese.”
DISALVO
Cutting the cheese?
MONTIFORTE
After thay all cut the cheese,
DISALVO
Wait a minute, are you in the same room when they all cut the cheese?
MONTIFORTE
Sometimes I walk in, and after they cut the cheese I head for the nearest door.
DISALVO
I see.
MONTIFORTE
They take the cheese they just cut, put it in large test tubes, it swirls around like a DNA test, and you can smell which technician “cut the best cheese. It’s amazing how they do this without leaving the room.
DISALVO
Why would they have to leave the room.
MONTIFORTE
To insure that this mixture of liquified cheese is kept top secret, we never divulge which technician cut the cheese. So we all cut the cheese at the same exact moment.
DISALVO
That cut the cheese formula could be climate changer.
MONTIFORTE
The only folks that are skeptics are farmers. We’re trying to figure out how cows can create one of our colognes when they cut the cheese.
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